I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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