suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
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