Got a toothbrush?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
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It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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