I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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