umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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