This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Randomize
