haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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