Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
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