your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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