she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
that is very illegal...i love you.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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