They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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