I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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