I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Randomize
