does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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