S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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