I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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