I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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