Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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