I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
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its like you know when i get waxed
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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