I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Boobs are out for the taking
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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