I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Non-Jews are for practice
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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