$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
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