i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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