fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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