come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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