ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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