Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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