Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i think my mom watched the whole time
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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