1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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