mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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