Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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