Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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