How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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