Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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