I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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