Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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