Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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