Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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