Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Randomize
