Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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