I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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