i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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