ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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