i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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