Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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