you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
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