I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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