It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
