I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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