just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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