I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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