you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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