Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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