But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she looked like the before picture.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
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