"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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