Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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